Good Parts In Cinema History

Some of us here at The Moon have spent a lot of time and money in college studying media and film. What are the fruits of our labors, you ask? You’re lookin’ at it. Good Parts in Cinema History is The Moon’s tradtition of re-enacting classic scenes from classic movies live on stage. Why only the good parts? Because the bad parts aren’t good, and the great parts are too good.

Marty had this whole plan to make George look like a hero to win Lorraine. Then Biff wrecked it. Lucky for everyone, George McFly is a hero.

Biff: Kenny Pickett

Lorraine: Camille Harris

George: Tim Skinner

Jack Swift might be secretly gay and his marriage a complete farce, but don’t you dare tell him how to raise his boy.
Jack: Tim Skinner
Daddy: Jordan Clifford
Lorraine: Camille Harris

Trip McNealy was a sexual icon at Huntington Hills High. Now he’s a fucking joke. Mike Dexter better watch out, because he’s headed down the same path.
Trip: Kenny Pickett
Mike: Tim Skinner

Everyone knows that Casper is a friendly ghost. But what are the circumstances under which he died? Terribly sad circumstances, I’m afraid.
Casper: Tim Skinner
Kat: Camille Harris

Months ago, Hal’s girlfriend fell a billion feet to her death while Gabe was trying to save her. Since then, it’s been rough for both of them. But if they’re going to stop John Lithgow from stealing a bunch of money, they better learn to work together like old times.
Hal: Kenny Pickett
Gabe: Tim Skinner

Bruce Wayne spent a lot of time learning about criminals. As Alfred tells him, he should have learned about psychos as well.

Bruce Wayne: Bryan Condon

Alfred Pennyworth: Tim Skinner

John McClane’s only friend throughout his Christmas battle against terrorists is ~~Carl Winslow~~ Al Powell, so John tries to get to know Al a little better. Unfortunately for both of them, John’s probing uncovers dark, hidden memories from Al’s past.
McClane: Tim Skinner
Powell: Jordan Clifford

Billy and Wyatt are easy riding to New Orleans. On the way, they meet George, who has a thing or two to say about the nature of American freedom.
George: Tim Skinner
Billy: James Beard

The town of Antonio Bay is a nice place to live. Only trouble is there’s a legend about dead sailors who will one day come back from their watery graves to wreak havoc on its citizens.

Captain: Tim Skinner

You like singing? You like dancing? Well God sure as hell doesn’t. And if you want to get right with the lord, you better do like Shaw Moore says, and cut that shit out.
Rev. Shaw Moore: Kenny Pickett

Jesse is a mixed up kid abandoned by his mother when he was six. Sounds like he could use a friend. Willy is a mixed up whale kidnapped by evil boatmen when he was swimming. Sounds like he could use a friend. And some fish.

Will is wicked smaht, but he doesn’t cayuh. He just wants to hang out in Southie his whole life. His best friend Chuckie thinks he’s bein retahdid.
Will: Kenny Pickett
Chuckie: Tim Skinner

Dr. Loomis has spent 15 years telling everybody that Michael Meyers is waaay dangerous, and nobody listened. Now Michael has escaped, and Loomis is waaay pissed.
Dr. Loomis: Tim Skinner
Dr. Other: Manny Psihountas

Harry never knew his parents. They were murdered when he was a baby. That’s why when he looks into the Mirror of Erised, which shows everyone what they want most in the world, he sees himself with them. This means Harry Potter wants nothing more than to die.
Harry: Jesse Towsen
Ron: James Beard
Dumbledore: Sunita Mani

Kevin McCallister has terrible parents. They left him at home and travelled to the other side of the world. So he does what any kid would do in that pre-internet porn situation: watch R-rated gangster flicks.
Johnny: Tim Skinner
Snakes: James Beard

Kevin McCallister’s terrible parents are at it again. This time, instead of travelling to the other side of the world while he stays home, they travel to Florida while he goes to New York instead. In New York, he watches R-rated gangster flicks.
Johnny: Tim Skinner
Hussy: Steph Fagan

One could either work to genetically recreate dinosaurs, or one could wait for another guy to do that and then steal said dinosaurs. Dodgson chose the latter. Lucky for him, Dennis Nedry is a disgruntled employee of a guy who chose the former.
Nedry: Tim Skinner
Dodgson: Kenny Pickett

Mufasa is the king, and he just had a son, Simba, who is now the future king. Scar, Mufasa’s brother, is pretty god damn pissed and hates Simba because otherwise he would have been king after Mufasa. God dammit.
Zazu: Kenny Pickett
Scar: Tim Skinner
Mufasa: Jordan Clifford

Neo loves computers, and he hates reality. Trinity shows up to tell him to keep looking for what he’s looking for. Unfortunately for Neo, when he learns that reality isn’t real, he also learns that real reality sucks even worse than fake reality.
Neo: Tim Skinner
Trinity: Sunita Mani

Howard Beale doesn’t know what to do about all the shit that’s going down. All he knows is that in order to begin to fix any of it, you gotta get mad as hell.
Howard Beale: Tim Skinner

Atreyu is on a quest to save Fantasia from The Nothing that is destroying it, so he goes to Morla the Ancient One for some advice. Morla, however is insane and doesn’t give a shit.
Atreyu: Tim Skinner
Morla: Jordan Clifford

Dillon is an old friend of Dutch’s, and Dutch would be happy to help Dillon out on a mission into the jungle. But only if Dillion doesn’t lie about the whole reason for going. Unfortunately, that’s exactly what he did.
Dutch: Jordan Clifford
Dillon: Tim Skinner

Herman Bluth figures the rich kids are all set; they don’t need any help. His advice to everyone else: take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in your crosshairs and take them down.
Herman: Tim Skinner

Scotty Smalls is a total dork who doesn’t know anything about anything other than erector sets. Luckily he makes some friends and they teach him about baseball. Baseball, that is, and THE BEAST!
Smalls: Ellis Bahl
Ham: James Beard
Squintz: Tim Skinner

Detective Somerset has been around a long time, and he’s seen some shit. Detective Mills has seen some shit too, but not nearly as much. Somerset would like Mills to remember that.
Det. Somerset: Brendan Walsh
Det. Mills: Tim Skinner

Splinter has worked very hard to raise his four sons in the ways of his master, Hamato Yoshi. But sometimes he needs to remind Raphael of Yoshi’s first rule: chill the fuck out.
Splinter: Tim Skinner
Raphael: James Beard

Was your dad sucked out of the ground by an F5 twister? No? Ok, well, then don’t tell Jo she needs to relax when she’s chasing tornadoes.
Bill: Tim Skinner
Jo: Kenny Pickett
Beltzer: James Beard

Cyrus wants all the gangs in New York to stop fighting each other and unite to take over the city. Just like every great leader with the peoples’ best interests at heart, he gets assassinated.
Cyrus: Tim Skinner

Sometimes planes crash, and a lot of people die. Just ask Matthew Fox. But you can’t give up. If, let’s say, the majority of a college football team dies, then you rebuild the team, and you ~~win~~ lose.
Coach Langyel: Kenny Pickett